Sara speaks!!!
By Sara on 01 September 2007[Archive] |
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Yes it’s time for the first instalment of my column, my treat to the W3L fans. Today I’m going to focus on Wrestlution, W3L’s biggest event of the year as naturally I thought you would like to hear from the star of the show.
The next few weeks are set to be very busy for myself as we lead up to Wrestlution but first I’d like to address what took place at the Summer Fever show in Edinburgh last weekend. Following my match, I was speaking to my adoring fans when Britani, the youngest member of the Knight family, attacked me from behind. All I have to say is Britani is a coward who knows she can’t beat me…why else would she try to take me out before our match on September 8th? I’m not scared of Britani and like I said, she’s in my territory now and I will do whatever it takes to prove to everyone that I’m the most dominant woman in Scottish wrestling and I will become the first ever W3L Women’s Champion.
I’ve already taken the first step to doing so by beating Carmel again to advance to the finals of the women’s title tournament. Okay, I’ll give her some credit, this chick is tough but honestly…she isn’t smart. Carmel, you need to learn when to give up girl, you can’t beat me, face facts!
On the run up to Wrestlution, it seems a lot of the W3L roster are making greater efforts with their appearance. I even noticed Kongo Kev sporting a new haircut. However, I’d suggest to him that if he wants to lose the homeless image then maybe a makeover of his wardrobe is needed more. If he insists on sticking with the camouflage look maybe a darker shade would be more flattering. Who knows, with my help, maybe Kongo even has a chance of looking like a regular member of society.
Also, “The One To Watch” Nathan Reynolds appears to have found some new ring gear…to be honest I’ve been watching Nathan and maybe if he ditches his hopeless valet, Amy, he’ll get a chance to shine to his full potential, until then a new outfit ain’t gonna bring him success.
Assisting “Rowdy” Ricky Knight in his quest to become W3L Heavyweight Champion will also be a particular highlight of Wrestlution and there’s nothing I’d like to see more than that useless, waste of space, poor excuse for a champion Mike Musso lose the belt. For months on end I have witnessed him somehow manage to keep Allan Grogan from taking the title. This time Musso doesn’t stand a chance.
Moving on, I receive a lot of fan mail and unfortunately it’s impossible to respond to it all with my busy schedule but as part of my column I am going to pick a letter at random and answer that.
“Who would win a fight between Chuck Norris and Bobby Duvall?” – anonymous
What sort of stupid question is that? I’ve got a question for you…why are all W3L fans complete and utter morons? I wanted serious questions, I wanted to help others by imparting my wisdom upon them but it’s always the same with you people, you’ve no respect, no class and clearly no intelligence.
Sadly I’ve wasted enough of my precious time talking to you losers so on a final note I’d just like to wish Britani good luck for Wrestlution…you’re gonna need it girl!
Until next time,
Sara
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